What’s the next excuse for a lockdown? Monkey Pie or maybe Aliens are coming down the CERN porthole.
But I digress; what silliness will it be this week to distract us from our lives that we so desperately want to get on with?
Would anyone have believed a couple of years ago people were getting fins of £200 for taking a flask of tea when going for a walk when the people paid to protect and help us were saying a flask of tea indicates a picnic?
So, I am sure there is more lunacy to come very soon; how about say someone you knew very well, a friend or a relative, said to you that there’s a new law and we have all got to walk across the street blindfolded? Would you do it?
No, of course, you wouldn’t; for a start, you would ask for the reason!
If they said well, the reason is that if people walk across the street without listening and looking, they could get themselves killed, so in this way, if everyone wears a blindfold, the drivers will be more considerate and careful not to run people over.
This could save our health system from being overwhelmed by people being knocked down as there is a surge of this going on worldwide.
What about if I refuse? No problem, under the emergency powers, you will be put under house arrest to protect yourself, or you could go over a zebra crossing? But you would have to cross blindfolded.
No way, I hear you cry; I need to see the road from every angle before stepping on that crossing, and if I were to please others by doing this, I would want a triple guarantee that the road was closed before doing so.
So, why did so many people blindly take an experiment? O yes, to get over the road with their eyes open either that or go on holiday, nothing to do with their health.
I hear you say, what about the children? No problem, as soon as they see the adults wearing a blindfold, they will automatically want to do the same
But we all know things like this will never happen, will they? Well, the blindfolds in our minds must come off before it’s too late and before we smell the gas.
By the way, has anyone read the ten princeples of the Georgia Guidestones? No, I thought not; the first is,
MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER 500,000,000. IN PERPETUAL BALANCE WITH NATURE.